You know those sappy implausible mass emails that you always seem to get from the same few friends who are too fluffy, holy or gullible for their own good? There's a name for them - glurge. I hate glurge. Really, really hate it. If I had my way, it would be banned worldwide, and anyone sending it would be stoned to death with something suitably ironic - Windows XP installation CDs, maybe, or possibly frozen effigies of Walt Disney.
