Andromeda or just another satanic trick?
Milky Way Galaxy May be Less Massive than Originally Thought, and Evangelicals are Exuberant
Antioch, Arkansas New research from the University of California suggests that the Milky Way Galaxy may possess substantially less mass than previously thought. The Scientific School for Theologically Universal Presuppositional Intellectual Discoveries (SSTUPID) immediately issued a policy statement regarding this dramatic change in secular scientific dogma. Here is their statement in its entirety.
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Science has once again proven itself just another error prone, sin-based mistake Man has made. Man’s scientific system thought that the Milky Way had much more stuff in it, and now due to recent findings everything is up in the air. Black is white, cats are chasing dogs, and the mass of our galaxy is now only 500 billion to a trillion times that of our own sun. Next thing they’ll tell you will be that galaxies don’t even exist and we’re all just hanging around the Waffle House on a Sunday.
